All 19 movie Reviews

FC Tells Da Truth FC Tells Da Truth

Rated 5 / 5 stars

im all thirsty and shit now

have urself a merry little xmas

Catoblepas responds:

i'm sad now

scr00g mcduc scr00g mcduc

Rated 5 / 5 stars


did u ever notice that scrooge sounds like splooge. its true just say it aloud man
yeah u heard it too didnt u

W-P-S responds:


Frank Jones Frank Jones

Rated 5 / 5 stars

arent you that mens room monologue guy

great job

TT: 009 Mr. Johnson TT: 009 Mr. Johnson

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i enjoyed this more than

the photograph of rune rudberg getting a dildo inserted into his butt
i will end this review with a quote by luxus leverpostei

For jeg vil tjene penger på kroppen min
med litt plastisk kirurgi så blir den fin.
Vi kapper penisen av, og lager en vagina

These Pancakes Are Tiny These Pancakes Are Tiny

Rated 1 / 5 stars

that was amaZING!

emphasizis on ZING because it wasnt hence the ZING!!!!!

ok but seriously this is just an eye of the beholder thing but this really wasnt my cup of tea cuz there was a lot of talking in it and english isnt my native language so i could barely understand what they were saying but i guess the "animation" was good
whatever dude metallica 4 eva

Fucking Kids! Fucking Kids!

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

not okay

ok so i think i found your formula on how to make a flash film, you make these movie clips that loop like a spinning head or some shit and you color each frame in different colors that make your eyes bleed and then you make some "trippy" backgrounds and insert the movie clips of LOOPS and theeeen you have some guy with a hugemongous dick or something come out and rape something or theres blood gushing everywhere, either theres DICKS or gore. gee like i havent seen that on NG before!!! and then you add some weird electronica music that noone listens to, to alienate viewers more.
how long are you going to make controversial shock shit its getting OLD and so are you

bye bye you ace ventura looking mothertrucker

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Catoblepas responds:

Listen here, buster! Someone, and I repeat that. That. Someone will have to clean the lavatory because the Queens coming around!

A Clocks DnD prequel A Clocks DnD prequel

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This movie made my penis very large, infact, I made it dance!

StrawberryClock band StrawberryClock band

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Cast and others all love you!

Asspirates Asspirates

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ohh fuck

Synj makes me so fucking hard.

DingleberryClock responds:

Check your portal buddies thing kneegrow.

Saddam Skanks Out Saddam Skanks Out

Rated 5 / 5 stars